Ranting hatred

1) Anyone who is using this Joe Stack crap to support either
right-wing batshittery or left-wing statements against the right is a
fucking moron. I'm a liberal and I think conservatives are nutbags.
At the same time, I think this is largely a case of a dude who had
legitimate complaints against the government (but who apparently
doesn't understand tax law) going completely batshit. Psychological
pressure can break a person. Is it just me, or is the average
emotional age of America approximately 2? I don't condone what the
dude did, but I feel some measure of sorrow for him, for the people he
killed, and for everyone else affected by this. Grow up, America.

2) I cannot stand people who can't make or appreciate a nuanced
fucking argument. Reality is NEVER black and white. Life is NOT
sorted into small categories. If you cannot make an argument that
considers context and realizes that answers to certain issues will
always be different depending on a situation, you do not deserve to be
taken seriously. This is not moral relativism. This is about
acknowledging the fact that life is complex and that certain actions
will do different things in different situations. If you do not
comprehend this, you are a retard. (And before you bash me for using
the 'r-word', I will add that I do not, in fact, have any respect for
anyone with a sub-100 IQ, whether it is their fault or not. The
reason for this should be obvious - they are fucking dumb.)

3) I despise anyone who takes the Israel-Palestine conflict seriously.
It's a fucking turf war complicated by religion and by nebulous
cultural claims, which are just as absurd as the shit between Greece
and Macedonia about who can call themselves Macedonians, which is
really fucking dumb. Share, assholes; you learned this shit in
kindergarten. FUCKING SHARE HERITAGE AND LAND. IT'S NOT HARD. I am
perfectly happy to call Canadians Americans because they live on the
same fucking continent. Macedonians live in Macedonia. Call them
Macedonians. Let Palestinians have some land because they came from
there too. And fuck your stupid religious shit if you're religious,
it's all cultural faff anyway and you've never been able to produce
any actual evidence to support your bizarre claims about the universe.

4) I hate cultural and nationalistic shit, period. We're all the same
species. We all shit and eat and fuck. Sure, be nations, organize
into groups that have different ideas - it's a good thing, so people
can choose who they associate with. BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DON'T USE
THAT AS A FUCKING EXCUSE TO KILL PEOPLE.

5) I hate business people. They do dumb and unethical shit just to
make more money. This has been borne out by all of history.

I see stupid people

1. People in the office who play political games for their own personal gain because they are too stupid and/or too lazy to do any actual work.

2. People in the office who blatantly play favorites to suck-asses who suck ass just to get said people to do their fucking jobs. Fuck them.

3. Incompetence, at the least the kind that is not acknowledged. Fucking step out of the way and make room for someone else if you can't crack it, shithead.

4. Not having a satisfying career.

5. Shannon. At least right now.

Five Things I Hate - Times Four!

This wonderful reader is gracing us with twenty things she hates. Just as well, since I ignore this blog so vehemently. Don't mean to. Enjoy.

I have a nice long list of things/people I hate. It's ranting time.

1) Religion. Since when do people venerate 3000-year-old executionmethods and think their imaginary friend is actually three people orthink the earth is 6000 years old or cannibalize their imaginaryfriend? Or since when do people walk several times about giant blackrocks in the middle of a stadium or think it is somehow okay andnecessary to whack off foreskins? Or since when do people think it isokay to waste food on libations to their imaginary friend or thinktheir imaginary friend is a blue-skinned many-armed weirdo or a dudewith an elephant head?At least the Pastafarians are funny.

2) Creationists. I'm not sure how mentally undeveloped these freaksare that they'll ignore all scientific evidence and instead tout theirfavorite book, authored 2000 years ago by some cretinous bunch ofpeasants, as some sort of proof.

3) Republicans. Giving more to the rich does not give to the poor,cutting taxes does not mean society gets more, women are notsecond-class citizens, the government does not own women's uteri, andtheocracy is a shitty form of government.

4) Postmodernists. If you mention deconstruction or Foucault one moretime, I am going to beat you over the head with both a copy of Strunkand White and stacks of scientific articles and literature that provethat you dudes are not only full of shit in calling others whodisagree with you sexist or racist, but also that you are moronicfuckbags who don't understand the wording of half the words you say.Sokal would be proud of me when I beat you into a pulp.

5) Anti-vaxxers. See #2, except instead of the buy-bull, they listento snake-oil peddlers.

6) The uneducated. I do not like idiots, and I especially hate theones without an education. College should be free so the people whocan't afford it but have the ability can get an education, and theones who don't have the ability should become corn fertilizer, becausein my opinion, if you aren't educated, you aren't worth the shit thatGeorge Bush expels on a daily basis. And I already hate anythingGeorge Bush produces.

7) Pregnant women. They give me the willies and their hormones make them nuts.

8) People who have more than 2 kids. You've already replacedyourself, morons. Get a fucking tubal or a vasectomy.

9) Children. Most of them are too fucking whiny and they're a sap ontheir parents' time and money. I'm not having any.

10) Histrionic people. Too much emotion makes for unstable assholes.Also, they're usually irrational. I don't like the excessivelyirrational. Can we give these people a permanent Valium drip?

11) Frat boys and sorority girls. This is self-explanatory.

12) Fundies. See #2 and #3.

13) Fred Phelps, because he deserves his own little category of hatefor being a frothing-at-the-mouth fuckbag (he hates gay people so muchI suspect he's so far in the closet that he's banging on the backwall) who even his own fellow boils-on-the-ass-of-humanity, thefundies, despise from the bottom of their putrid black pus-riddenpericardia (they have no hearts).

14) Those fucking little alarm clocks that go WAAAAAK WAAAAK WAAAAAKWAAAK WAAAK WAAAK.

15) Most fellow Americans. I don't think I have to explain this one.

16) Anyone who talks like this on the internet: "ASL OMG U R SO DUMCAN I HAVE PIC BRB WANT TO CYBER".

17) Reality TV.

18) Businessmen, journalists, and advertisers.

19) Politicians, who are really largely only in it for the paychecks.

20) Insecure people who, as a result, are hostile ignorant dickwads.