Wednesday, April 19, 2006

This just in from New Zealand

1) People who think what they see on TV must be real

2) Bashers that think if they turn up on Tuesday instead of Sunday we won't realise what they want when they ask "Have you read God's word?"

3) Cows. Cows eat everything.

4) The "What time is it?" question, usually asked in view of a clock that you read to answer them.

5) Illegal (even if reasonable) invasions of other countries under the guise of bullshit reasoning when a simple & honest "We're in it deep if we don't get petrol soon" explanation would suffice.


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