5 Things I Hate about the Gym

1. People who spread out all over the benches in the locker room. Be aware of your surroundings.

2. The crazy Finnish woman who keeps throwing cold water on the steamroom sensor so that it spews out steam constantly.

3. Pubes.

4. The woman who does yoga in the steam room. I'm all for the whole mind-body thing, but it's steamy and dark in there; someone is going to trip over her.

5. The crosstraining machine of doom.