Monday, May 29, 2006

Memorial Day Hatred

1.Rumble strips (those things just past the white line on the side of the road that make that god-awful noise when you drive on 'em)

2. Forgetting to sniff a new carton of milk and finding out that it's sour after I've taken a big swig.

3. Stupid corporate cubicle-hamsters that can't read or even get out of the building without someone showing them how to open the bloody door.

4. Yard work

5. Syndicated television programming

2 Comments:

Blogger Five Things that Make Me Mad said...

The milk thing happens to me every so often. It's especially offensive when it's a new, unopened carton. I usually discover it by pouring it into my coffee, which adds insult to injury.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

It's funny, though...the off-brand milk seems to stay fresh for weeks. It's Borden's milk that is either sour from the get-go, or turns after about three days after it's opened.

I'm a big coffee drinker (I roast my own!), so I feel your pain...

10:03 AM  

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