Monday, May 29, 2006

Memorial Day Hatred

1.Rumble strips (those things just past the white line on the side of the road that make that god-awful noise when you drive on 'em)

2. Forgetting to sniff a new carton of milk and finding out that it's sour after I've taken a big swig.

3. Stupid corporate cubicle-hamsters that can't read or even get out of the building without someone showing them how to open the bloody door.

4. Yard work

5. Syndicated television programming


Blogger Five Things that Make Me Mad said...

The milk thing happens to me every so often. It's especially offensive when it's a new, unopened carton. I usually discover it by pouring it into my coffee, which adds insult to injury.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

It's funny, though...the off-brand milk seems to stay fresh for weeks. It's Borden's milk that is either sour from the get-go, or turns after about three days after it's opened.

I'm a big coffee drinker (I roast my own!), so I feel your pain...

10:03 AM  

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