Very crabby

1) People who say they don't watch tv.

2) People who don't swear

3) People who don't drink (acceptable if they are an alcoholic)

4) People who stop to adjust their roller-board suitcase immediately after departing a plane or jetway. Get the hell out of my way.

5) People who take up too much public space (walk on the left, stand on the right a-hole!)