Micromanagers

1. 25 year old yahoos with MBAs who impose their supposed authority on seasoned salespeople, all from within their ivory cubicles in company HQ.

2. Reports on what you have done in your job.

3. Any person besides an immediate superior who demands such reports.

4. People who give orders while having no fucking clue what they are talking about.

5. The fact that it is illegal to murder, or at least lock up and torture, these micromanagers.