Very crabby hate

1) Medians in middle of roads—seems I’ve spent hours going around them (to next light, making u-turn, etc) when I could’ve made the damn LEFT TURN in a second!

2) Sign ins on web sites (congrats--yours doesn’t have one!) “Sorry, try again…sorry, try again…you’ve been locked out!” What are we (or they) trying to protect ourselves from? Password….ooooo—now I’m safe….

3) Colonoscopies—ah…. When it’s your time………

4) Execs. not taking the same hit their “subjects” (employees) take

5) People who say “How are you?” Really want to know and have an hour or so?