Too lazy to come up with all 5 --- so we'll take 2 things!

1 – When you close the door to your office hoping to continue a project uninterrupted & people continue to knock & come in & bother you anyway

2 –When I am wearing a jacket or sweater inside & someone trying to be funny says “Are ya cold?”

F%*@#ing MORON, YES I’m F%*@#ing COLD! F%&#K