Five Star Hate

1. Hipsters. They really just bother me to the core, for reasons too numerous to list.

2. When someone takes a bite out of something for the first time and proceeds to rant about how disgusting it is then tells you to try it...ie...."Ugh!!!! Eww! This is rancid! Here- try it!" Ummm....no.

3. When fast food chains put some really good shit on the menu for a "limited time." You fall in love with it, then is disappears into nothingness forever and ever.

4. White people that use urban vernacular seriously

5. 5 star dining. I don't want fois gras with butternut squash confit with truffle sauce. I want food that I can readily identify that costs 1/10 of the price.