Five Star Hate

1. Hipsters. They really just bother me to the core, for reasons too numerous to list.

2. When someone takes a bite out of something for the first time and proceeds to rant about how disgusting it is then tells you to try it...ie...."Ugh!!!! Eww! This is rancid! Here- try it!" Ummm....no.

3. When fast food chains put some really good shit on the menu for a "limited time." You fall in love with it, then is disappears into nothingness forever and ever.

4. White people that use urban vernacular seriously

5. 5 star dining. I don't want fois gras with butternut squash confit with truffle sauce. I want food that I can readily identify that costs 1/10 of the price.

Justifiable hate

1. Take out sushi with one weenie little packet of soy sauce.

2. Giant truck owners who can't fit their vehicle between the parking lines.

3. Days that start out sunny and go cloudy

4. Billions in bail outs for the rich, but nothing for the unemployed and hungry.

5. Rush Limbaugh

Things Joe Hates

Our new friend Joe at Things Joe Hates writes in with his five things. To read the details of why he hates these particular five things, see his blog. Just don't decide to love him more than you love me.

CP



5. Plastic Shell Anti-Theft Packaging

4. Flying and Airports (ed. note: this is actually two things but we'll let it pass.)

3. Bathroom offenders (including the "no wash," the "no flush," the "blower" and the "moan & groan.") (ed. note: we initially got excited about "the blower" until we understood he was talking about a hand dryer.)

2. Processed Cheese

1. Spiders