Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Class hatred

1. i hate when people show up to class 10 minutes before it ends, suffle all of their crap out of their bag and then start to eat a bag of doritos.

2. i hate when people make completely irrelevantant comments during the lecture. shut up if you dont know what your talking about. this includes the guy that sits in the front and has an opinion about everything.

3. i hate when people dont show up 2 weeks at a time and then ask me for all the notes they missed.

4. i hate the old lady in my class who thinks that because she's old, she's smarter then everyone else. she's not.

5. i hate the guy that sits behind me and pays more attention to what i'm doing on my computer then his own. yes, you. i can see you in reading my writing in the reflection. get back to work.

Ed note: Reason #2 is why I had to stop being an English major in college. If one more person gave their boring and totally irrelevant opinion on whatever we were reading, I was going to kill myself. So it was an easy choice.



Calling 9-1-1 Hatred!

1. People that call the police for EVERYTHING. (from a lost phone to a DOG THAT IS BARKING AND NO ONE IS OUTSIDE)

2. People that complain about the police, but don't get any information on said police car (unit number, time of day-- NOTHING)

3. People that threaten dispatchers ("I pay your salary!")

4. People that dial 911 screaming on a cell phone, but don't give an address.

5. Management that expects you to work miracles and does not give you the resources needed.

Thanks, (yes I am a 911 dispatcher)

ed note: Thanks for this fascinating post! So is the story about people waking up in a bathtub filled with ice with instructions to call 9-1-1 because they had their kidneys harvested really true?

(And please don't make #6 "People who ask stupid questions about what it's like to be a 9-1-1 operator!")


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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Justifiable hate

1. Take out sushi with one weenie little packet of soy sauce.

2. Giant truck owners who can't fit their vehicle between the parking lines.

3. Days that start out sunny and go cloudy

4. Billions in bail outs for the rich, but nothing for the unemployed and hungry.

5. Rush Limbaugh

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